My Blood Type is Wine Stemless Wine Glass - Where Vampire Humor Meets Gothic Bat Magic
Declare your true nature with this wickedly witty stemless wine glass that proves some of us don't need blood when we have wine. This isn't just a glass - it's your humorous confession where "My Blood Type is Wine" text meets gothic bat designs that celebrate the beautiful truth that after a long night of mischief, the only blood you crave is the red wine kind, where vampire humor meets the kind of gothic charm that makes every sip feel deliciously dark and perfectly on-brand for your wine-loving immortal soul.
Vampire Wine Perfection:
Featuring the perfectly relatable "My Blood Type is Wine" text adorned with gothic bat designs, this stemless glass creates the ideal vessel for those who understand that wine is life - or at least, the closest thing to blood you're willing to drink. The bat imagery adds that perfect touch of vampire aesthetic while the humorous text speaks to everyone who's ever felt more vampire than human when it comes to their wine devotion - ensuring every sip of red wine after long nights of mischief feels appropriately gothic and deliciously honest.
Gothic Blood Type Features:
• "My Blood Type is Wine" Text - Witty declaration for wine-loving vampire souls
• Gothic Bat Designs - Dark creature accents for vampire aesthetic charm
• Red Wine Perfect - Ideal for sipping after long nights of mischief and mayhem
• Vampire Humor Appeal - Celebrates the funny truth about wine devotion
• Long Night of Mischief Ready - Perfect for unwinding with your preferred "blood"
• Gothic Wine Lover Gift - Beautiful for those who embrace dark humor and wine
• Generous 500ml Capacity - Plenty of space for satisfying your wine bloodlust
• Stemless Vampire Elegance - Modern design that showcases text and bats perfectly
Care Notes: Do not microwave. Hand wash only - gentle care for your vampire humor treasure.
Whether you're sipping red wine after long nights of mischief with vampire humor, declaring your blood type is definitely wine with gothic bat style, gifting to wine lovers who appreciate dark humor, or simply want a glass that celebrates the beautiful truth that you're basically a wine-drinking vampire, this blood type beauty delivers both practical functionality and wickedly witty appeal.
Perfect for wine devotees and gothic humor lovers who understand that the most honest glasses are the ones that declare your blood type - where witty wine text meets gothic bat designs in the most perfect celebration of red wine sipping after long nights of mischief and vampire-worthy devotion.
Capacity: Generous 500ml for satisfying your wine bloodlust

Dimensions: H12cm x W9.2cm x D9.2cm for perfect vampire sipping

Care: Hand wash only, do not microwave - gentle care for gothic humor
Because some blood types are just wine - where witty vampire text and gothic bat designs create the most perfect, humorous way to sip red wine after long nights of mischief with dark charm and honest wine devotion.
Perfect for: Wine-loving vampires, gothic humor enthusiasts, red wine devotees, mischief night sippers, and anyone who believes that the most honest and perfect glasses are the ones featuring "My Blood Type is Wine" text with gothic bat designs that celebrate the beautiful, witty truth about wine devotion and long nights of deliciously dark, vampire-worthy mischief.