My Blood Type is Coffee Rounded Mug - Resurrection Through Caffeine
Rise from the dead every Monday morning with this life-saving rounded mug that understands the eternal struggle between your undead Monday energy and your desperate need for liquid resurrection. This isn't just a coffee mug - it's your daily transfusion device that proves some addictions are worth embracing, especially when they involve the sweet nectar of caffeinated life.
Vampiric Coffee Dependency:
Featuring the brutally honest declaration "My Blood Type is Coffee" with a striking contrasting red handle, this mug speaks directly to the souls of those who know that their survival depends entirely on their morning coffee ritual. It's perfect for vampires, coffee addicts, and anyone whose Monday mornings literally suck the life out of them until that first magical sip.
Life-Giving Caffeine Features:
• "My Blood Type is Coffee" Text - Honest declaration of your true life source and survival dependency
• Contrasting Red Handle - Blood-red accent that perfectly matches your coffee addiction aesthetic
• Generous 500ml Capacity - Enough life-giving liquid to resurrect even the most Monday-murdered soul
• Rounded Comfort Design - Perfect shape for desperate morning gripping and life-saving sipping
• Dishwasher & Microwave Safe - Modern convenience for busy vampires and coffee-dependent mortals
• Monday Morning Essential - Guaranteed to get any vampire's blood pumping (or coffee flowing)
Whether you're a literal vampire who needs coffee to function in daylight, a Monday morning zombie who requires caffeine resurrection, or simply someone whose entire circulatory system has been replaced by espresso, this mug delivers both humour and life-saving functionality.
Perfect for those moments when you need to remind the world (and yourself) that your survival depends entirely on your coffee intake - because some dependencies are worth celebrating, especially when they keep you alive.
Capacity: 500ml of liquid life force

Dimensions: H9.5cm x W14.5cm x D10.7cm for perfect morning gripping

Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe for convenient resurrection rituals
Because some people have blood types, and others have coffee types - and we all know which one is more essential for survival.
Perfect for: Coffee addicts, Monday morning survivors, vampiric caffeine dependents, and anyone who believes that honesty about your coffee addiction is the first step to embracing your beautifully caffeinated nature.